Always wondered why ppl have those little jars of candy that they keep on their desks for the taking. Seems like these ppl don’t even like candy bc u never see them eating it and they don’t get very mad when u take like 3 minutes cherrypicking out all of the best stuff. I know if I bought candy for my office i would hide it in my file cabinets or briefcase and sure as hell not leave it out for ppl to come raid while i ‘stepped out’ 2 the bathroom. Sometimes I think that ppl keep candy in their offices because it makes them seem sweet and nice when in reality the fact that they are in a position to buy red label herseys minis is a pronunciamento of the kind of wild and scary power they are capable bringing to bear on my poor soul. Srry but even 5 resces cups is not going 2 make this visit to the Principal’s Office more palatable.