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newtjudgesyou:

“Stop texting and listen up. Especially you damn Russkies.”

newtjudgesyou:

“Stop texting and listen up. Especially you damn Russkies.”

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newtjudgesyou:

“It’s a mutant, not an alien. Effing liberal media.”

newtjudgesyou:

“It’s a mutant, not an alien. Effing liberal media.”

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sic transit gloria

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I have realized that I cannot simultaneously meet the demands of career and family. Without criticizing those who have chosen lucre over progeny, let me just say that I am leaving the practice of law.

My epiphany may have come a bit late as my youngest child — I believe his name is Erik — is 24. But as I always said after missing a filing deadline, better late than never.

I have made friendships at Sidley that I will treasure well into the first quarter of 2012. But a career based on the perception of untapped potential, rather than on actual production, has a limited shelf life. I frankly would have expected management to have caught on years ago. I trust that my longevity will serve as a beacon of hope for underperforming lawyers of all ages. No need to name names: you know who you are.

Farewell and best wishes,
David

— lol departure memo from a fallen SidleyAustin bro
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Jan
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3. Much like black holes, women do not destroy everything.
Top tips on women for Stephen Hawking from our Comment is Free team after the celebrated scientist admitted that women were still a complete mystery to him.

(Source: , via guardian)

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Jan
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newtjudgesyou:

“The time has come to hoist the black flag.”

newtjudgesyou:

“The time has come to hoist the black flag.”

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

inspired by that one aisha video from 7th grade

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booyahsoup:

2day my new bosses said i was their ‘xmas present’

2 quote alex hamilton ‘the masses r asses’

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